James — his namesake notwithstanding — was rather overrated when it came to the aerial arts, she thought. No matter what Uncle Ron said, a few good catches on the pitch did not make one a king.
And Albus always preferred to study.
But Lily Luna was a natural flyer. With a broomstick and without one. Merlin only knew where the latter talent came from.
Fred was relaxed and unassuming and well-behaved and a Chaser like his mother, and also Head Boy. He was certainly his grandmother’s favorite. He rarely lost Gryffindor any points. He did not play many pranks. He rarely made jokes at others’ expense. He thought it might remind Dad too much of a certain other Fred, and this Fred was far too conscientious to let that happen.
"Besides," he said, "If I start blowing up toilet seats like my cousins then the old man is sure to give me an earful."
Then he closed his eyes and grinned. “Just one earful, though. Get it?”
Neville’s great-uncle Algie periodically “forgot” to bring the baby back inside from the garden. He felt very strongly that exposure to the elements was a fail-safe wizarding childrearing technique, a tradition with a purpose, designed to transform the infant into an unstoppable colossus of magical power.
That didn’t happen. But Neville did grow to love the garden.
There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
thank you for your contribution
we are the soldiers of tomorrow
life goals are to live there
Italy before the Roman conquest [1000 x 1191]
white people talking about other ethnicities be like
white people talking about themselves be like
how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot
if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future
because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive
our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.
you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results
why are people so angry about losing indie points from a rule i made up