siminiblocker:

I love all of Mary Oliver’s words.

Print available here.

caraphatash:

In response to Nash Grier using “fag.”

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

livesandliesofwizards:

James — his namesake notwithstanding — was rather overrated when it came to the aerial arts, she thought. No matter what Uncle Ron said, a few good catches on the pitch did not make one a king.

And Albus always preferred to study.

But Lily Luna was a natural flyer. With a broomstick and without one. Merlin only knew where the latter talent came from.

livesandliesofwizards:

Fred was relaxed and unassuming and well-behaved and a Chaser like his mother, and also Head Boy. He was certainly his grandmother’s favorite. He rarely lost Gryffindor any points. He did not play many pranks. He rarely made jokes at others’ expense. He thought it might remind Dad too much of a certain other Fred, and this Fred was far too conscientious to let that happen.

"Besides," he said, "If I start blowing up toilet seats like my cousins then the old man is sure to give me an earful."

Then he closed his eyes and grinned. “Just one earful, though. Get it?”

livesandliesofwizards:

Neville’s great-uncle Algie periodically “forgot” to bring the baby back inside from the garden. He felt very strongly that exposure to the elements was a fail-safe wizarding childrearing technique, a tradition with a purpose, designed to transform the infant into an unstoppable colossus of magical power.

That didn’t happen. But Neville did grow to love the garden.

blackenedrisingdemon:

mirai-kurillama:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

Strings

thank you for your contribution

altraviolence:

we are the soldiers of tomorrow

mare-externum:

life goals are to live there

HZ